David Fincher's lightswitch... you know David Fincher, he directed Alien3, Se7en, Fight Club and so on... any road up. The lightswitch is what is in The Collection.

Why? Because it never gets switched on. Seriously, the drama and suspense of his films comes from people scrabbling round in the dark. "For god's sake!", I can hear myself shouting, "turn the bloody light on so you see what you're doing!" Its just another "schtik" and for that alone gets him, or rather his electrics, into The Collection. I thankyou ladies and gentlemen. Side doors only please

Robert Longden is abit of mystery and I'm not sure yet if this is the name of the one I'm thinking of. This guy is a very goo comic actor, always plays eccentric and mild mannered civil servants, last seen in the Beiderbecke Tapes. Enquiries are in progress, I need to know who this guy is even if he ain't Robert Longden